GOOOOOOD Morning POTTY People!Ā
Welcome to our 50th Potty Time with POTTYMINTS Episode!Ā
Holy Sh*t... If you have been rocking with us since the first episode... Thank you!Ā
If this is your first episode... Welcome to Potty Time with POTTYMINTS! Think of us like that person you ask to make a "bathroom trip" with - we are here for you!Ā
We may be a Bathroom blog... but then again... we are confident most of you are reading this from the comfort of your toilet! So a captive audience!Ā
In case Memorial Day Weekend didnāt already give it awayā¦ Summer is here!Ā
We have said it once, and we will say it again - here at POTTYMINTS we are very much of the pale complexion
Certain light bulbs are strong enough to give us a sunburnā¦Ā
So this week, we wanted to cool down with you and talk about poolsā¦Ā
Poolsā¦ the Uber Pool ofā¦ PoolsĀ
There are few feelings better on a hot Summer day than a taking a dip in a pool
ā¦ The issue with pools areā¦ the other feeling people enjoy just as much as a summer swimā¦ is peeing in the pool itselfĀ
So for this weekās Main Story we take a deep dive into the age old question: How Much Urine is in theĀ Swimming Pool?
Swimming Pools are aquatic playgrounds - a place for people to relax, a place to get some sun, and a place where we are forced to watch kids perform their best underwater handstand
If you want to experience real nostalgia, think for a quick second about the smell of your local pool
A smell so distinct, that a Bathroom Blogā¦ simply by putting the idea in your head, was able to conjure up that smell
We all know itā¦ the smell of overwhelming amounts of chlorineĀ
Butā¦ as I found out this week, that smell may now be tarnished foreverā¦Ā
Wellā¦ you learn something new everyday
Enough pissing the time awayā¦ lets get into this weekās POTTY Picks!Ā
We decided to stick with the swimming theme for this section of the blogĀ
In New York City, there are many options to get around - from the infamous underground Subway, to the reckless NYC Taxi driversā¦ to even Citibike - there are so many ways to get around this wonderful city!Ā
Especially during the beautiful Summer Weather, seeing businessmen and women in their suits on bikes is no surpriseā¦ but this weekās video of the week is making fun of exactly thatā¦Ā
This Weekās Video of the Week is called āNYC Man Who Swims to Work Every Dayā... enjoy
We are not going to lie, this is our favorite section of the blogā¦ and we honestly think it should be yours too!Ā
Summer gives us a reason to feel good in the morning, or throughout the day - and Music gives you a soundtrack to that joy!Ā
For those of you that often overlook this section, we urge you - give this weekās 5 songs a listen, and if you like what you hearā¦ give us a follow and a like on the playlist!Ā
This week, we feature 5 songs we think you are going to absolutely love!Ā
- āThinking Of Youā - Joesef
- āForeverā - Chris BrownĀ
- āCanāt Get You Out of My Headā - Kylie MinogueĀ
- āI Canāt Lose (Feat. Keyone Starr) - Pomo Remixā - Mark Ronson, Keyone Starr and Pomo
- āRich Girlā - Lake Street DiveĀ
Well Potty Peopleā¦ for this weekās Bathroom Moment of the Weekā¦ have we got a dusy for youĀ
Whenever a Porta-Potty is involved in a storyā¦ you know you are in for a good oneĀ
And this weeks Bathroom Moment of the Week is no exception
You see, there was a man who was Camping in South Carolina when he, like many of us, needed to use the restroomĀ
With no other option availableā¦ he went into the Porta-PottyĀ
ā¦ When all of the suddenā¦ it began to move (#ohshit)
The Porta-Potty was being transportedā¦ while this South Carolina man was still insideĀ
So for 45 minutes, this man was being "tossed around inside the toilet stall of the trailer along with feces, urine, and other bodily fluids for the duration of the trip," he said.
When he was finally freed, he alleges he emerged from the unit "covered in waste matter."
He is now suing the Porta-Potty company, aptly named āNature's Callingā...Ā
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Thanks for joining us for another episode of POTTY Time with POTTYMINTS!Ā
As you all know, no blog is complete without a quote for the week aheadĀ
This month, to honor of Gay Pride Month, we wanted to feature quotes from prominent figures in the LGBTQIA community - and this week we begin with a quote from one of the greatest athletes of all time - Billie Jean KingĀ
āItās just really important that we start celebrating our differences. Letās start tolerating first, but then we need to celebrate our differences.ā
Billie Jean King
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Thanks again for reading!Ā
Have a great weekend and see you next week for another episode of POTTY Time with POTTYMINTS!Ā