Goooooood Morning Potty People!
Well it's official… Spooky Season is officially upon us!
We dont know about you, but when it comes to choosing a Halloween costume… we get a bit overwhelmed
Much like trying to choose a Netflix show with your family… there are simply too many options to choose from
Should I be a Superhero? Should we do a couples costume? How do I make this costume good looking?
Well Potty People, we are here to help you with this decision process by sharing with you…
For this week's Main Story, we share with you the Worst Halloween Costumes on the internet.
Now when it comes to the Worst Halloween costumes, we have to establish some criteria
How uncomfortable is this costume to wear? How much embarrassment does this costume elicit?
And of course… just generally… Why?
If a picture speaks a thousand words… these pictures are going to be rough…
Plan B - Pill
Yes, the Birth Control Costume
Every year… but especially this year… please do not wear this costume
Imagine starting a conversation at a Dinner Party with: What is your stance on abortion?
From the makers of the “Condom” Costume comes… The Birth Control costume
Trust us… you’re going to want to go with your Plan B costume… or better yet, just be Where’s Waldo.
The Moth Man
Are you looking to be instantly arrested this Halloween? Look no further than The Moth Man costume
Let’s start with this… Moth's take all the fun out of being a butterfly
Being a Moth is like watching Avatar… in black and white
There is already Spiderman, Antman… and there is a reason Marvel and DC both agree… the world does not need a Moth Man.
Save yourself the 9-11 Call, choose another costume.
Dog Elvis
We have all been watching TV… and suddenly, here comes the commercial…
Sing along if you know it… “In the Arms… Of the Angels… Fly Awaaaaaayyyyyyyy”...
Yes, of course we are talking about Sara McLachlan and the ASPCA commercials
While this dog is not in one of those commercials… look at his/her eyes
… That is one sad dog.
Dogs did not sign up for this life… let’s keep the costumes to us humans
Empty Toilet Paper Roll
Now we would be remiss if we did not include one bathroom related costume into this list
So let us introduce to you… the Empty Toilet Paper roll costume
While we are truly living through some contentious times… we can all agree that the feeling of sitting down to use the restroom, and noticing there is no toilet paper - is one of the worst feelings imaginable
You are faced with two options: 1) Call a friend or 2) If the home is empty… do the worst walk of shame with your underwear around your ankles, sliding your feet to get to the Toilet paper closet.
Needless to say… we think this costume can be described in one word - Shitty.
Enough dress up time, let's get into this week's Potty Picks!
We lied… we have one more costume to show you… but this one we absolutely love!
Ask your kid what they would like to be for Halloween, and the answers will always be pretty much the same…
A Princess, a SuperHero… a Cartoon Character… the usual
But not for Jojo Schwartz who insisted to her Mom that she wanted to be… wait for it… a Toilet!
While her Mom tried to convince her otherwise… it appears young Jojo put up a fight!
So enlisting the help of her Uncle Tommy to build the costume… Jojo did just that!
You must see this adorable costume, in this weeks Video of the Week!
We are sticking with the season as we provide you with the soundtrack for this chilly weather!
This week's selections are perfect for walking the dog, hikes, or just a casual walk in the park!
This time of year also marks the switch from in-ear headphones to around-ear headphones… for warmth!
This week, we feature music from:
While on previous blogs we have discussed The Worlds Worst Public Toilet
But this week… we get to share with you…
The World's Most Beautiful Public Bathroom!
And we mean… this thing is STUNNING!
Located on the 6th floor of the Xuanwu District’s Deji Plaza Mall in Nanjing, China is this newly created bathroom sanctuary… and we mean… W-O-W!
(To see more of this masterpiece: https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/worlds-most-beautiful-public-bathroom)
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Thank you once again for joining us for another episode of Potty Time with POTTYMINTS!
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Back to the blog… this week, for our Quote of the Week, we feature a beautiful quote from American author, Mark Twain:
“Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”
– Mark Twain
We hope you all have a fantastic week ahead, and we look forward to next week's episode - same time and same place!
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